Mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your intake injectors and manifold
Me: Uhh, English bro
Mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine
Me: dumb it down for me kemosabe
Mechanic : Bad go-go juice made your vroom vroom machine all fucky
Me : oh fuck
A man and his corroded dental appliance..
A man returned for the third time to the dentist to get his dental appliance replaced due to corrosion.
The dentist asked if he ate a highly acid diet, or was fond of citrus, etc.
The man replied that his wife made an excellent holllandaise sauce that was so good he put it on just abou...
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in...
A man with dentures goes to the dentist.
He explains to the dentist that his dentures don't feel right anymore. The Dentists sits him down, does a brief examination and exclaims, "what in the world? Your whole partial plate is corroded and like it was eaten away by some chemical. " The Dentist asks, "are you on a weird diet or somethin...
As the result of an accident, a man lost teeth and had to have a partial plate made.
His dentist built a standard dental plate and fitted it into his mouth and it worked just fine.
In three months, the man was back at his dentist. The dentist looked in his mouth, and the plate he had just put in was so deteriorated it was beyond repair.
The dentist was shocked that it ...
A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stuck on a desert island.
A can of beans washes up on shore, and they begin deliberating how best to open the can. The physicist starts calculating the height and force with which the can must be dropped to break it open, but the other two object as they will then have sand mixed with the beans. Next the chemist begins calcu...