Why did the hotel refuse to give out the advertised “continental breakfast?”

The continent was Africa.

Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.

and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.

Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

Not sure, but they are great for a continental breakfast.

The breakfast at this hotel is the bomb.

I upgraded from the Continental Breakfast to the intercontinental ballistic missile breakfast.

Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

IDK but they're perfect for a continental breakfast.

- that's some faulty humour -




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