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I went to a hotel that had continental breakfast

Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate

Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.

and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.

The breakfast at this hotel is the bomb.

I upgraded from the Continental Breakfast to the intercontinental ballistic missile breakfast.

Even if tectonic plates aren't dishwasher safe...

I bet they make for a great continental breakfast!

Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

IDK but they're perfect for a continental breakfast.

- that's some faulty humour -




Source:
http://lustyyouth.tumblr.com/post/119359329507/affectionateghostie-maddoraptor-edwrad

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