I was explaining puns to my 8yo kid and we collaborated on a new joke

What’s another term for a reading lamp?






*I submitted this last night and stupidly included some emojis in the body of the post, so it was removed. Hope you guys don't mind a resubmission!*

If J.R.R. Tolkien and Samuel Beckett collaborated...

Would we get waiting for Frodo?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One night, the stars had rearranged in the sky

to say "Hello!" The people of Earth were in awe and could not believe their eyes. They all collaborated by turning some lights off and keeping some on. When arranged it said "Welcome. We come in peace" The next night the stars began rearranging again. When finished, they read "Go fuck yourselves ear...

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