Interviewer:So what are some of your good qualities?

Man:Well , I can asure I am hardworking, good with teamwork, diligent, and of course trustable.

Interviewer:Amazing, what about your bad qualities do you have one?

Man:I do have ,I like to lie.

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Teamwork

The Japanese invented Bukkake, and that is something everyone can come together over.

There is no I in team

But there is an EA so you can pay $2.99 for the teamwork upgrade.

Someone broke into my house last night, looking for cash

I woke up and offered the burglar my assistance.

Despite our teamwork, we didn’t find any cash in my house at all.

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I’ve given up on taking my business essay assignment seriously, so now I’m just trying to work in sex jokes.

"Strong leadership and teamwork has to be contributed by both the top and the bottom, resulting in a versatile fusion of satisfactory results."

Why don't they cooperate at Disney Pixar?

Because teamwork makes the Dreamwork(s)

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Five American explorers and best friends just found an old, abandoned Communist bunker.

When they got inside it, they saw a closed gate with what seemed like a treasure behind it. The gate could only be opened by teamwork and unity - the Communist way. There were four swithes on the gate, and one on the ground, and to reach it you needed to lean.

Luckily, one of the Americans h...

What did the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted snow flakes.

My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was "snow flakes". I added the "frosted". Teamwork.

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