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Codependent Jokes

I'm going to try and be a lot less codependent

If that's okay with everyone.

Hello and Welcome to the mental health hotline...

If you are obsessive-compulsive,
press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace ...

Why do programmers hang out together?

Because they are codependent

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