I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Three men died and went to heaven
Three men died and went to heaven. Where it has been decreed that each person gets a vehicle according to their deeds. The first man arrives and god asks "How long were you married for?" "20 Years" said the first man "And how many times did you cheat on your wife?" God asked "Uhh... 5 ti...
My ex told me we broke up because I'm too reliant on logic and refuse to acknowledge my emotions.
I told her, correlation is not causation.
So three brothers die together, on Easter Sunday. All three then arrive at the pearly gates and meet Saint Peter.
"Well, none of you have been that good. But none of you have been that bad either," Saint Peter says, looking over the story and deeds of their lives. "I'll tell you what. Seeing...