No, plutonium, like radioactive exposure, the longer I'm with you the more I feel like dying.
I've been going on a lot of dates with an alien, but I swear we're just friends.
It's a plutonic relationship
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I was once a part of a nine-member sex cult who aimed to please this one main red-hot guy. I was then kicked out from it but my life still revolves around the main guy and I remain friends with the others.
Guess my relationship with them is Plutonic.