My girlfriend is always bossy during that time of the month
We do as she says. Period.
I love my wife but she can be a little bossy from time to time.
Today she told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy
He has a strong Taipei personality
what should you never say to a bossy person planning the funeral of a loved one
"who died and put you in charge?"
Only married men need apply.
A company has a policy of hiring only married men.
Concerned about this, a local Woman's Liberation Front leader called on the CEO.
She asked him: "Why is it that you limit your employees to married men? It must be because you consider us women as weak, dumb, cantankerous, or do you co...
What do you call a Karen wearing hunting camouflage?
CLEAN THE POOL!
My wife’s been bugging me to vacuum the pool for months.
I tried telling her “If the water’s healthy enough for those tadpoles, it’s good enough for the kids”.
I think she’s being a little too bossy.
My dad CLAIMS to have invented this joke. I think it's too good and don't want to give him credit, but I can't find it online.
This story takes place in 1860. Back 150+ years ago, presidental candidates didn't have nearly the luxuries current candidates do. The didn't stay in five star hotels or travel by private jet - they stayed with normal families on their campaigns and in exchange for a place to stay, would do chores a...
I made a guy snort after telling him one of my jokes.
I'm quite bossy when it comes to cocaine.