Christopher Walken Jokes - 11 Hilarious Christopher Walken Jokes

Answer: Christopher Walken

Question: Whats something you'll never see at the Reeve household?

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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Christopher Walken has never had a problem getting a haircut appointment.

His barber doesn’t have a problem with walk-ins.

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What does Christopher Walken say to the driver that almost ran him over?

“Hey, I’m Walken ‘ere”

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Jeff Goldblum, William Shatner, and Christopher Walken walk into a bar...

*dramatic pause*

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Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen

Who's slower?

Christopher Crawlen

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If Albert Finney and Christopher Walken had a kid, he'd have quite a strut.

Cuz he'd be Walken Finney.

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Christopher Walken really wanted new shoes so he went to the shoe store.

He browsed the whole store until he came across a pair of boots. They were nicely made with gray leather and he really liked them but he preferred black boots. He asked the store manager if they sold them in black but unfortunately they did not. Christopher was disappointed and was going to leave th...

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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In honor of his birthday

What's got four legs and is stronger than a Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse

And what's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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If a guy named Christopher goes out for a stroll...

Does that make him Christopher walken?

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