Chop Suey Jokes - 3 Hilarious Chop Suey Jokes

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What do you call a lawyer who does karate?

Chop suey!

My brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer.

When he's not around, Dad now calls him "Chop Suey."

What do you call someone who threatens legal action against a karate dojo?

Chop suey

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