I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past.

It was a bit choppy.

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Out to Sea

So there were these two Irish guys who decided they should go to the bar. The bar was right across the river but the nearest bridge was a few miles down the road. They agreed that they could just take a rowboat across and save time.

About the time they are crossing the river, a storm come...

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A girl with no arms or legs is lying on the beach, begging all the passing men to have sex with her.

Finally a man pauses for more than a second.

"Please! I'm 25 years old and I've never been fucked!"

The man considers the situation briefly, picks her up and throws her into the ocean.

From the choppy water, she screams her dismay, to which the man answers, "Now you're fucked...

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