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Scape Jokes

What do you call the best Runescape player in the world?

The 'Scape GOAT

I was forced into a difficult situation and I needed a scape goat.

It turns out that keeping an emotional support goat on the fire escape is not such a good idea.

Way back in the early days of RuneScape, there was a law rune spawn right beside the nature altar.

Law runes were hard to come by in those days, so lots of bots hung around the altar to scoop up the runes before anyone else could.

Eventually it got so bad that Jagex removed the laws of nature.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A happy little bird

A little bird were flying to the South to scape the winter, however, he was too slow and cold wind reached him and froze his wings.

He tried to keep flying but his wings got so heavy with the ice that he fell on the grass.

A cow was on the field having her lunch when she saw the froz...

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