What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chickpeas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song and Chickpeas can only Hummus one.

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I went to the doctors and said I can only get sexualy stimulated by chickpeas and garlic

He said "don't worry, you're just humous-sexual"

Everybody says that garbanzo beans and chickpeas are the same thing.

But I've never paid $25 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

This is pretty tame for me, but i can see how it might offend some, hence the NSFW tag.

I just killed a clan of chickpeas

It was a total hummuside

I don’t understand how some people eat so many chickpeas.

I’d falafel.

Did you hear about the family of chickpeas that were killed while eating dinner last night?

It was ruled a hummicide.

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I’m sexually attracted to mashed chickpeas

I’m a hummussexual

i always manage to locate the best chickpeas, wherever i go...

my friends often tell me ive a great sense of hummus.

What's the difference between lentils and chickpeas?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Why do chickpeas hate being pulverized to bits and rolled into balls?

Because it makes them falafel.

They're having a real problem with unlicensed food vendors in Seattle.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas!

Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

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What do you call someone with a fetish for chickpeas?

A hummussexual.

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