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Garbanzo Jokes

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

They are the same thing, silly.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face!

whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

donald trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

Did you hear about the guy who invented dip made from garbanzo beans but didn't get any recognition for it?

He was honored posthummusly

As a new Dad, my dad joke senses are tingling. I made this joke (better when spoken). "Why did the 7 foot man take 2 cans of Garbanzo beans on the flight?"

Because he wanted more legume.

Everybody says that garbanzo beans and chickpeas are the same thing.

But I've never paid $25 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

This is pretty tame for me, but i can see how it might offend some, hence the NSFW tag.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Chickpeas don't get reposted every single friggin day you unfunny bastards.

What did Garbanzo say to his friend Pinto after they hadn’t seen each other for years?

How you bean?

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