My girlfriend got so mad at me for singing "Semi Charmed Life" all the time...
She said, I want something else...
The mile-high club is different in Ireland.
It's all about air lingus. The woman gets lucky and the man gets charmed.
The homecoming dance
A somewhat socially awkward lad asked a girl he liked to the homecoming dance, and she said yes.
The boy asked his dad for advice, and his dad gave him several tips: get her a nice corsage that matches your boutonniere, show up 10 minutes early to pick her up and speak pleasantly and respect...
A very drunk guy arrives home...
He looks for his keys on his pockets and is unable to find them.
He proceeds to knock on the door and his wife tells him from behind the door:
-I wont open the door for your sorry drunken !
So the drunk says:
-Cmon, open up. I got a flower for the most beautiful woman ...
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