Charmed Jokes

She said, I want something else...

He offered her a drink and over the course of the night he charmed her with funny Irish stories and songs. She’d never had a night like it before and decided to invite him back to her room.

They had a passionate affair all that summer.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.... read more

It's all about air lingus. The woman gets lucky and the man gets charmed.

A somewhat socially awkward lad asked a girl he liked to the homecoming dance, and she said yes.

The boy asked his dad for advice, and his dad gave him several tips: get her a nice corsage that matches your boutonniere, show up 10 minutes early to pick her up and speak pleasantly and respect... read more

He looks for his keys on his pockets and is unable to find them.

He proceeds to knock on the door and his wife tells him from behind the door:

-I wont open the door for your sorry drunken ass!

So the drunk says:

-Cmon, open up. I got a flower for the most beautiful woman ... read more