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Biodegradable Jokes

Call Me Biodegradable

Bc I break down really easily


2020 amirite

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

If Democrats hoard their gas in biodegradable containers, and Republicans hoard their gas in non-biodegradable containers, then who did the people who hoard their gas in plastic bags vote for?

The Greene Party.

What do you call a vegan who’s into BDSM?

Biodegradable

What do you call a biologist that likes to be shamed & humliated in the bedroom?

Biodegradable

How long could a Kardashian survive in the wild?

Forever. Plastic is not biodegradable.

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

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