Celiac Jokes - 15 Hilarious Celiac Jokes

I'm an anaesthetist that moonlights as a meal designer for French Celiacs

I love to leave people pain free

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What do a person with celiac disease and a person teaching French have in common?

To them, bread is pain

Credit to my girlfriend

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I have celiac disease but I still eat bread

I'm just a gluten for punishment

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What number do French celiacs hate?

Huit.

My five year old (who is celiac) came up with this. Had to post it.

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What do you call a celiac who ignores their dietary advice?

A gluten for punishment

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What did the German celiac patient say when he walked into the doctors office?

Gluten tag!

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Despite my wife having celiac's disease, she keeps on eating bread...

You could say she's a gluten for punishment.

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For a celiac..

Nothing is a piece of cake.

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What did the celiac say to the farmer?

Miss me with that hay shit

Wanna hear a joke about celiac disease?

You won't get it.

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What do you call a racist with celiac’s disease?

Black toast intolerant.

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(NSFW) I have celiac disease, and my BDSM wife likes to tie me up and feed me wheat bread...

I’m a gluten for punishment.

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Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

Sorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.

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what do you call a goofy yak that's allergic to gluten?

celiac silly yak

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OC Joke - Why did the clown make a bad lumberjack?

Because he had celiacs (silly axe) disease.

*ba dum tss*

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