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Celiac Jokes

I'm an anaesthetist that moonlights as a meal designer for French Celiacs

I love to leave people pain free

What do a person with celiac disease and a person teaching French have in common?

To them, bread is pain

Credit to my girlfriend

I have celiac disease but I still eat bread

I'm just a gluten for punishment

What number do French celiacs hate?

Huit.



My five year old (who is celiac) came up with this. Had to post it.

What do you call a celiac who ignores their dietary advice?

A gluten for punishment

What did the German celiac patient say when he walked into the doctors office?

Gluten tag!

Despite my wife having celiac's disease, she keeps on eating bread...

You could say she's a gluten for punishment.

For a celiac..

Nothing is a piece of cake.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did the celiac say to the farmer?

Miss me with that hay shit

Wanna hear a joke about celiac disease?

You won't get it.

What do you call a racist with celiac’s disease?

Black toast intolerant.

(NSFW) I have celiac disease, and my BDSM wife likes to tie me up and feed me wheat bread...

I’m a gluten for punishment.

Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

Sorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.

what do you call a goofy yak that's allergic to gluten?

celiac silly yak

OC Joke - Why did the clown make a bad lumberjack?

Because he had celiacs (silly axe) disease.

*ba dum tss*

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