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Caved Jokes

Did ya hear about the coal mine that caved in this morning?

Everyone got out, it was just a miner inconvenience.

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A gambler dies and goes to Heaven...

A professional gambler wins big and dies of an aneurysm. When he gets to the afterlife, he finds himself at the back of a miles-long line to get into Heaven.

Drawing on his experience, the gambler immediately thinks of a way to get ahead of everyone else. He taps the old man ahead of him on t...

Four guys are in a bar...

Four guys are in a bar; one of them has a completely flat head. The other three keep buying him drinks, each time loudly proclaiming, "And another for the Polish hero here!"

Finally the bartender asks what's up. "None of us would be here if it weren't for our Polish friend," says one guy. "W...

For the longest time my wife refused to go spelunking with me...

But finally she caved.

I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth.

But eventually I caved.

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