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Bat Cave Jokes

Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave?

He had to go to the Bat Room.

[an old classic]

So a bat comes back to the bat cave...

...with his face completely covered in blood. All the other bats get super excited and ask him "where did you get all that blood?!! Finally a decent meal!", so he says "come with me, I'll show you!".

So they all super excitedly fly out of the bat cave, they turn left and fly off.

He f...

Robin walks into the garage in the bat cave to test drive the batmobile.

He jumps into the batmobile and tries to get it started but it wont work.
So Robin goes to find batman to help him.
Robin explains to batman that the batmobile isn't working.
"Check the battery" says batman.
"Who is tery?" Robin says confused.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Superman is bored...

Superman is bored.
He decides to fly around and see what his super hero friends are doing.

He flies to the bat cave. He sees Batman and Robin fixing the bat mobile. He says "That looks boring", and flies away.

He flies to the ocean. He sees Aquaman talking to sea turtles. He says, "...

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