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what do you get if you cross an owl with a rooster

A cock that stays up all night

Where do sick boats go?

To the dock-ter.

The Mandalorian was my waiter, and I think I angered him because he threatened to tamper with my food.

"I can bring it in warm...or I can bring it in cold."

Everything is easier said than done.

Unless itโ€™s Worcestershire sauce.

A man goes to the docter

Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis?

Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?

Man: Cancer.

Doctor: What a coincidence!

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Little Johny

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Johnny says " Mas-ter-bate."

Ms Hall smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Billy say...

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A teacher says to her student...NSFW

A teacher says to her students, "Today we are learning multisyllable words. Who has an example of one?"
A boy in the from row raises his hand. "Okay," the teacher says, "tell me your multisyllable word."
The boy stammers, "Mas-ter-bate."
The teacher smiles and says, "Wow, that's a real mou...

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When does your wife totally freak out?

So, three gents were hanging out at a bar and started to talk about what makes their wives totally freak out...

The first says: "I bang her in all these different positions, but when I take her from behind and rub her tits at the same time, she totally freaks out!"

The ...

What football athlete is the funniest?

The pun-ter.

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