A train's co-conductor spotted a landmine on the train tracks up ahead.

"MINE!" the co-conductor shouted.
"What's that?" the head conductor asked cynically. "I thought I've already made it clear that this train is mine. Is that cle-"

Suddenly, the train ran over the landmine, creating a massive explosion, leaving an unfortunate amount of survivors. The head ...

What's saltier than a tuNa?

A barNaCle

Which Greek hero had the most balls?

Testi-cles.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

"Stop cracking your NaCles."

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