A train's co-conductor spotted a landmine on the train tracks up ahead.
"MINE!" the co-conductor shouted. "What's that?" the head conductor asked cynically. "I thought I've already made it clear that this train is mine. Is that cle-"
Suddenly, the train ran over the landmine, creating a massive explosion, leaving an unfortunate amount of survivors. The head ...
What's saltier than a tuNa?
A barNaCle
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