What is Hercules’ least favorite car?

Mers-Hades

Who cleans the sea?

A mer-maid

A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool... (/r/AskReddit comments section liked it and I was told that you might like it, too)

*It's a joke I know in french. So I tried to translate it and did some improvments since my first comment, too:*

A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool.

The lifeguard asks to the class: "Does any one of you already know how to swim?"

Then the little Dimitri, all excited, an...

How to name a virus... WHO version:

WHO HQ in 2003:
: There’s a new type of corona virus outbreak in Guangdong province in China.
: Let's call it Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome aka SARS.
: Excellent name. It does not refer to any specific location or people. So no one will be blamed or feared for it.

Also WHO ...

AquaMan + Alcohol

Q: Why does AquaMan drink?

A: He’s an Ethyl MerMan.

Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

What's the difference between racism and Amy Schumer?

Amy Schumer is not funny.

What kind of ghost hates millenials?

A "BOOOOO"MER

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Q: which car company likes to inflict pain to another person?

A: Mer-sadist

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