A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool... (/r/AskReddit comments section liked it and I was told that you might like it, too)
*It's a joke I know in french. So I tried to translate it and did some improvments since my first comment, too:*
A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool.
The lifeguard asks to the class: "Does any one of you already know how to swim?"
Then the little Dimitri, all excited, an...
How to name a virus... WHO version:
WHO HQ in 2003: : There’s a new type of corona virus outbreak in Guangdong province in China. : Let's call it Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome aka SARS. : Excellent name. It does not refer to any specific location or people. So no one will be blamed or feared for it.
Also WHO ...
AquaMan + Alcohol
Q: Why does AquaMan drink?
A: He’s an Ethyl MerMan.
Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.
Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.
What's the difference between racism and Amy Schumer?
Amy Schumer is not funny.
What kind of ghost hates millenials?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Q: which car company likes to inflict pain to another person?