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Mer Jokes

SARS, MERS, COVID, and now this!

Zookeeper at Shanghai zoo just caught a new respiratory illness from a couple of Pandas and it is quickly spreading throughout the city.

They think it might be TwoBearCulosis.

Brace yourselves, this could be the next PANDAemic

A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool... (/r/AskReddit comments section liked it and I was told that you might like it, too)

*It's a joke I know in french. So I tried to translate it and did some improvments since my first comment, too:*

A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool.

The lifeguard asks to the class: "Does any one of you already know how to swim?"

Then the little Dimitri, all excited, an...

What's the difference between racism and Amy Schumer?

Amy Schumer is not funny.

I've heard polymer based condoms are the happiest type

They're ribbed for mer pleasure

Sorry if it is to sciencey

Who cleans the sea?

A mer-maid

Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

What kind of ghost hates millenials?

A "BOOOOO"MER

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Q: which car company likes to inflict pain to another person?

A: Mer-sadist

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What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to fish?

Mer-curious

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My grandad sent me this

Enjoy the fun & the pun.



Q: Can February March?

A: No. But April May!



Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!



Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I better ...

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