Vil Jokes - 5 Hilarious Vil Jokes

English to become the official European language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement an...

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I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself...

my wife rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK"

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what does Cruella De Vil wear when she wants to do research?

a lab coat.

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Lawyer: Your honour, what if my client is guilty?

Cruella: WTF? You are supposed to defend me!

Lawyer: Relax. I’m playing de Vil’s advocate.

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What do you call a Dalmatian thief with a headache?

Cruella Ad Vil

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...so sorry everyone this is dumb but it just came to me and I had to put it out there.

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