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What's 7 inches long and starts with a P?

A shit.

Where do pirates get their coffee?

StaRRRRbucks

The Wife Left Me

The wife up and left me this morning, said something about I never finish anything I sta

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A guy had a girlfriend named Windy. He had tattooed her name on his dick.

So, he goes to a bar one day and visits toilet to pee. There's a black guy in next Urinal. He unintentionally peeks at black guy's dick.

He sees that black guy also has a tattoo on his dick that reads 'Windy'. The guy is shocked.

Hey, look I also have tattooed Windy on my dick. I...

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