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What's 7 inches long and starts with a P?

A .

Driver: old man where are you going?

old man: I'm going to Sta Cruz

Driver: You're going home late tonight

old man: Yes, I went to the airport to pick up my grandson from Saudi

Driver: Oh, it's good and you caught up with me, so I'm going home too

old man: yes.. wait grandson, do you like peanuts?

Dri...

Where do pirates get their coffee?

StaRRRRbucks
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