Car Lot Jokes

He came around driving a used car lot and saw two older ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and inquired with them why they were sitting there in the car.He asked Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."... read more

A drummer desperately needed a car, any car, to get to work, but he only had $200. He called his friend who owned a used car lot and explained the situation.

“You’re in luck,” the friend told the drummer. “I’ve got a brand new Jaguar. Runs great. Looks great. For you, only $200. One small pr... read more