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I purchased some noise canceling headphones...

I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
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Alabama is canceling home schooling.

Apparently too many teachers were having sex with the students.

It was a real pain canceling my gym membership.

They made me hand in a too weak notice.
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Covid is canceling out all of these fun events like Circus’s, rodeos, and concerts.

In about a month, it will really be no Fair.
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The Department is Education is canceling $150 million in student loans.

Those are a lucky 4 people.
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Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima.

I expected them to waffle.
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What does the Fox say?

We're canceling all of your favorite shows.
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