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Call Off Jokes

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What do you call off-brand Viagra?

Hard candy

Why did the perpetual machine finally call off work?

Motion sickness

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Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings

"Hallo, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!"


"Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"


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