Brothels Jokes - 9 Hilarious Brothels Jokes

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Two drunk men walked in to a brothels m (NSFW)

Two piss-drunk men visited a brothel. The madam takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms. These guys are too drunk to notice.

After finishing their act, on their way back.........
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noi...

A union worker goes to a brothel...

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you ...

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I just found out how TV announcers enter brothels. And I'll share that secret...

But first.

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What do soldiers that go on foreign brothels get?

PTSTDs

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What is a brothels dress code?

No shirt, no shoes, no cervix.

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What do Olive Garden and brothels in Alabama have in common?

They both use the slogan “When you’re here, you’re family”

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Voting booths are like brothels

You have to decide which ass you want.

[NSFW] Why is it hard for brothels to build up a client base?

Customers keep coming and going.

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I prefer cheap brothels.

They provide the most bang for your buck.

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