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British Weather Jokes

Why is the British weather like Islam?

Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite

The British weather has just been declared Muslim

A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite

A while ago there was a rebellion in Lapland

A group of three elves were very unhappy with Santa’s treatment of them, and organised an uprising.

Having dealt with the uprising, Santa expelled the three elves from Lapland. He gave each of them a colour to make sure he knew where they were.

The first elf was given the colour yell...

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