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Met Office Jokes

Met Office severe weather warning:

Be careful who you take home tonight, you could be stuck with them for the whole weekend.

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today in the UK the MET office issued a yellow weather warning for impending snow...

... really just taking the piss there aren't they.

The Indian Chief thought that it was going to be a bad winter

so he sent all the braves out to collect wood. As he watched them return laden with timber from the forest he suddenly felt that he ought to check his forecast so he phoned the local met office.

"Tell me, is it going to be a bad winter?"

"Yes" said the forecaster " it will be a bad one...

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