I asked my mom if I could try to breast feed one more time.
It was a trip down mammary lane.
Breast feeding in public.
My only problem with women breast feeding in public.
They never wink back.
I think women breast feeding in public is disgusting.
I was always taught that if you didn't bring enough for the entire class, nobody gets to have any.
A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast feed her baby on the bus. The baby refuses to eat and the mother warns, "If you don't eat I'll give it to the man next to me." The baby refuses. After 20 mins the mother repeats the threat. The man clears his throat and says, "Hey woman, you b...
I'm fed up with women that breast feed in public
they're never smiling in their picture
I walked into the living room to find my wife breast feeding our son...
"How long do you have to do that for?" I asked. "When is he going to be too old for it?"
"Well, it's a physical bond between a mother and her child isn't it? It's only society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age."
I replied, "Shut up, Harry. I was talking to your mother."
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People who get offended when I breast feed publicly can fuck off
What I'm doing is totally natural and strengthens the relationship between me and my dog
I'm so sick of people looking at me funny because I choose to breast feed.
If I wanna get my milk straight from the cow, then that's up to me.
My mother never attempted to wean me off of breast feeding. Just cut me off entirely one day...
...as if that first year of college wasn't difficult enough.
Someone made a rude comment towards me for breast feeding in public recently.
But what am I supposed to do? A mans got to eat.
Top10 signs your son is too old for breast feeding
10. He can open your blouse by himself; with one hand.
9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee. <...
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to fa...
A woman, her baby and a man are sitting in a train coach
The woman is trying to breast feed her baby, but the baby keeps turning away.
Woman: Come on, drink the milk. Drink the milk or I will give it to this man instead.
The man casts her a surprised glance but stays quiet.
Woman: Take the breast. Come on, you don't want for this nice...