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Boils Jokes

It boils my blood when people use to, too, and two incorrectly

Like cmon guys it's really not to hard

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You know what really boils my piss?

Hotel room kettles.

What it all boils down to ...

is evaporation.

A watched pot never boils

but a redhead will sunburn regardless of witnesses

A woman was forced to choose between two suitors to wed.

The first man was about 4 foot 5 tall and ran a very successful store that sold many fruits and vegetables.

The other man was disgusting. He was covered head to toe in boils and bedsores and smelled awful. He had not ever even seen a bath. He was pretty much the most foul human you could imag...

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