Is it not funny

Prize winning message of the year-.

A husb went to police station for filing report
For his missing wife:

Husb :
-I lost my wife (misty),
she went for shopping
& still not reached home yet.

Inspector :
-What is her height ?

Husb:
-I never noticed....

Ambulance service? It’s urgent please

What happened, Madam?
Coffee fell on my saree while drinking.
Are you really looking for an ambulance for this madam? 
Actually my husband laughed at me.
Got it Madam, ‘ll be there in two minutes.

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