My wife does not approve of my collection of bobbleheads that look just like me.
She says I have a tendency to get ahead of myself.
If I buy a Prius, I’ll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash
Then I’ll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.
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There's this lady who works in a bank...
... her name is Patricia Wack, but all her friends and colleagues call her Pattie. She's very good at her job. One of those people who pays painful and pedantic attention to detail, does everything by the book, and is generally a bit annoying, but does a great job as a bank teller.