Blue Collar Worker Jokes - 4 Hilarious Blue Collar Worker Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a blue collar worker?

Ask them to pronounce the word “unionized”

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I knew a lady whose idea of community service was giving handjobs to blue collar workers.

She was a jack off all trades.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

A blue collar worker in an industrial accident.

Carpet fitters

An attractive lady hires two carpet fitters to replace the carpet in her sitting room after her pet parrot had made a terrible mess of the old carpet.
The two carpet fitters were stereotypical blue collar workers but had enough respect not to make any lewd jokes or double entendre at her expense...

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