In honor of the papal visit, I submit the worst, longest, most tortuous pope joke I know.
China and the Soviet Union are on the brink of open hostilities. The war would kill us all. And only the pope can save the day.
Well, so thinks Richard Nixon.
See, he'd been up all night watching *The Shoes of the Fisherman*, and it was such a harrowing vision that he...
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A marine is on his way home
A marine is on his way home from a tour of duty and finds himself seated next to two Arabs in the airport. He has a little time till his next flight, so he takes off his boots and sets them down next to him. He looks over to the two Arabs and, thinking it'd be taken as a gesture of goodwill, says, "...