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Bad Blood Jokes

Although relations between the two countries have improved over the years, there's still a lot of bad blood between Finland and Norway.

It's called Sweden.

What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common?

Bad blood.

Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

Because she had bad blood !

( For all the people who can laugh at a corny Taylor Swift joke ) lol

I dropped the expired blood tubes as I was handing them to my coworker

Now there’s bad blood between us

A sanguine tale

Jake and Ruth were blood analysts in a hospital. Given the proximity of the hospital to the highway, really gruesome motor accidents were quite common. So the hospital decided to house a huge supply of blood for emergencies, and these two were employed full time to analyse blood which they got, and ...

NSFW. Why don't I like my panties?

Because there's too much bad blood between us.

I've got an Intracranial Embolism...

...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head.

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