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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It started off badly but by the end I really liked it.

My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation.

I didn't want to go at first, but now, I don't want to leave.

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Stockholm Syndrome

My wife and I have a great marriage and a healthy sex life, even after all these years. And I’d like to think that I’m pretty good at sex. But I do have low self esteem, so sometimes I wonder if I’m doing a good job, or if her vagina has Stockholm Syndrome.

I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome

It captured me even though i didnt like it at first, but by the end i absolutely loved it

I went to prison in Stockholm.

I fell in love with the place and just couldn’t leave.

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A resident of Stockholm goes to the countryside to hunt ducks.

When he sees a duck, he takes aim and shoots. But the bird falls on a farmer's farm, and he won't hand over the prey. "That's my bird," the townsman insists on his right. The farmer suggests settling the dispute with a kick in the abdomen, as is customary in the countryside. "Whoever yells less gets...

I got dragged off to Stockholm once and I hated it.

As time went by, though, I really grew fond of the place.

I just finished reading a book on Stockholm syndrome

I didn't care for it much at first, but after a while i could 't put it down.

My eyes are in New York. My brain is in Stockholm. My heart is in Paris. What am I?

Dead.

I visited Stockholm

At first the place depressed me and I wanted to leave. Now, I love the place so much and want to stay forever.

How was your trip to Stockholm?

Captivating

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What do you call an immigrant living in Stockholm?

Artificial Swedener.

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A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest about it. So they decided that the next time the professor starts one of these jokes , they will all leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture he said; In Sweden a prostitute mak...

Why do Swedish people love their country?

Because they have Stockholm syndrome

My friend refuses to leave Sweden. She said Sweden is actually nice and deserves sympathy.

I think she's developed Stockholm Syndrome

Two Swedes and two Norwegians are traveling...

Two Swedes and two Norwegians are traveling by train from Stockholm to Oslo. The Swedes only buys one ticket, but the Norwegians buys two. On the train, the Swedes locks themselves in the toilet. When the conductor goes by, he knocks on the door, asking for the ticket. They slip the ticket under the...

Catholics will get it :-)

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages,
claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life
in a wheelchair. Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking,...

When you transgress the laws of men, you go to jail.

When you transgress the laws of God, you go to hell.

When you transgress the laws of physics, you go to Stockholm to receive a Nobel price.

Breaking news

This morning saw what will probably become the worst air disaster in the Midwest. An ultralight single-seater plane crashed into a cemetery in Stockholm, Wisconsin. So far, the search and rescue teams have recovered 1736 bodies and as the digging continues into the night, we can only expect that num...

How does Bill become Law?

Stockholm Syndrome......

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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take h...

Here are some few movie jokes:

The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.

β€’ The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.

β€’ Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.

β€’ Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.

β€’ The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes...

I've been living in Sweden for a long time and it's been quite comfortable…

…but then it might just be Stockholm syndrome.

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

I just got fired from my job at IKEA

My manager caught me taking some of the Stockholm

People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there...

But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome.

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