A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says : I think I might be a type O.

Why are sperm banks more expensive than blood banks?

Cuz they're handmade

What do you call a vampire who’s car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank?

A cab

They don't have blood banks in England ...

... but they do have a liver pool.

What do you call it when the blood bank makes a spelling error

A type-o

A blonde goes to a blood bank to earn a little money to pay the bills...

She steps into the elevator along with an attractive young man.

"Are you going to the blood bank too?" she inquires.

"no" he replies: "I go to the sperm bank, because I get four times the cash as I get for a pint of blood".

A week later, they meet again in the same elevator. The...

I walked into a blood bank and asked the nurse for a glass of Hepatitis B.

"Sorry," she said, "is HepC okay?"

I decided to rob a blood bank

They caught me red-handed.

Man, times sure are tough! I just saw a vampire at the blood bank..

He asked if they take food stamps.

Best things to say if you're caught sleeping on your desk...

“They told me at the blood bank this
might happen.”


“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as
described in that time management course you sent me.”


“Whew! Guess I left the top off
the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”


“I wasn’t sleepin...

Giving

Jane had heard you can make some extra money donating blood. On her lunch break she went on down to the donation centre near her office to give it a go for the first time. After donating and while at the counter to get payment she noticed the man to her left was being paid $100, while she was onl...

Doctor: You’ve lost a lot of blood. Me: That can’t be good, right?

Doctor: No. You’re the worst blood bank manager we’ve ever seen.

A man and a woman meet in an elevator.

After making small talk the man asks the lady where she's headed.

" I'm going to the blood bank. They're paying 10 dollars to everyone who donates blood this week. " she responded.

The man responded back, " Oh, what a coincidence. I'm headed to the sperm bank. They are paying 100 do...

A Vampire walks into a bank and pulls a gun out

“Hands up, this is a robbery!” He declares, as he starts forcing the teller to fill a sack with cash.

One of the customers, cracking slightly under the pressure asks; “Hey, shouldn’t you be robbing a blood bank?”

The vampire turns to them and grins.
“No, see, I’m cursed.” He explain...

My goal in life is always to turn a negative into a positive.

Which is why I lost my job at the blood bank.

My friend rang me up telling me he lost a lot of blood. I asked if he was ok and he said he was fine...

But everyone was pretty upset where he worked at the blood bank.

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A man enters an elevator...

which is already occupied by a young woman, who has already pushed the button for the 2nd floor.

Woman: Are you going to the 2nd floor?

Man: No, 3rd floor. What's on the 2nd floor?

Woman: A blood bank, they pay $20 for a donation.

Man: Well, the sperm bank on the 3rd floo...

I was kicked out of a sperm bank.

Apparently only nurses in blood banks do extractions themselves.

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