Type Ab Jokes - 2 Hilarious Type Ab Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three vampires walk into a bar... The 1st one, quite thirsty promptly says to the bartender "I'll have a glass of blood, type AB-, on the rocks", quickly followed by the 2nd making his request for "A Bloody Mary, type B+"

and lastly the 3rd one, after a little consideration, asks for "A glass of hot water please".

The first 2 vampires immediately give a look of contempt to the 3rd one, one of them exclaiming "A glass of hot water? What kind of pansy order is that?". To which the 3rd vampire, while taking a use...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A rich vampire and a poor vampire walks into a bar that serves blood.

The bartender first approached the rich vampire to take his order.

"Good evening sir. Can I take your order?"

"Ah yes. Bring me a fresh blood of a virgin, and type AB negative please." he replied.

"Okay sir. Just a moment and I'll serve your drink."

The bartender then wen...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.