Three people walk into a bar. The first has type B blood. The Second type A blood. The third type P blood.
The person with type P blood says to the bartender, "I think I'm a type O"
If I was a vampire I would have to avoid blood type B-.
It brings me down.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk in to deliver blood.
The priest says- “I’m a type A”
The minister says- “I’m a type B”
The rabbit says- “I think I’m a typo”
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit are in a car wreck
They are rushed to the hospital where it becomes clear that the priest and the pastor will need blood to survive. The priest has blood type A, while the pastor has type B. By the grace of God they are saved, as type Os can donate to both.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit go to donate blood at their local bloodbank.
When the arrive they are asked what bloodtypes they have.
The priest thinks and says “I believe I am a type A positive”
The minister says“I’m quite certain I'm a type B negative”
The rabbit tugs on his beard and thoughtfully says “I think I’m a type O”
A lottery winner decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse and goes to a high end stable.
"I'm not really sure which kind I want," he tells the owner.
"Well, it depends on what you want them to do," the owner says. "Over here, we have a Type A horse - good workers, but temperamental. Back there eating hay you have a Type B horse - mostly good for companionship."
"That soun...
I went to Taipei but didnt like it because
I am Type B.
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