A man is giving relationship advice via calls to a friend
Friend: i don't want to leave her, i really care abo-
He replies: I can't hear you, you're breaking up
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An Australian aborigine has a boomerang that won't come back to him no matter how many times he tries to throw it. Frustrated he goes to the witch-doctor for advice. The witch-doctor asks him where he got the boomerang and the abo tells him he got it from a souvenir shop at Ayer's Rock. The witch-...