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Birth Rates Jokes

How did God respond to worldwide declining birth rates?

Sending thots and players.

Birth rates in Alabama have declined due to COVID19...

... restrictions prohibiting family gatherings.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

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You can't get pregnant during '69.

Predictions of the relationship fallout of quarantine:

In one month divorce rates will spike.
In 9 months birth rates will spike.
In 13 years and nine months we will have quaranteens.

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