I went birdwatching the other day, but didn't see anything.

Still, no egrets.

Many years ago there lived a poor fisherman in a coastal city-state

Once, while at the market trying to sell seafood he received a gold coin as payment from a stranger. Since this was worth more than he ever earned in a year, he was overjoyed. He decided to hide his gold coin in a space between bricks in the city's northern wall to keep it safe and save it for somet...

I saw Sinead O'Connor birdwatching the other day, so asked how she was getting on...

She told me "It's been seven owls and fifteen jays..."

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The birdwatcher was not surprised to see a boy masturbating.

He saw that kid coming a mile away.

What's the best thing a birdwatching terrorist can do?

See four

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A birdwatcher and his friend were walking through Central Park.

A bird tweets and the birdwatcher identifies it and then turns to a tree and says, 'There it is.'
His friend says, 'That's amazing. How did you hear that over the noise of all these people around us?'
The birdwatcher says, 'It's all in what you want to hear. Watch.'

He whispers, ...

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"Hey, check out that nice pair of tits," says the older man to the teenager beside him.

"What are the common and scientific names?"

"Baeolophus bicolor, or tufted titmouse" says the college student. "I love birdwatching, professor! Thanks for pointing those out!"

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