I went birdwatching the other day, but didn't see anything.

Still, no egrets.

I saw Sinead O'Connor birdwatching the other day, so asked how she was getting on...

She told me "It's been seven owls and fifteen jays..."

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The birdwatcher was not surprised to see a boy masturbating.

He saw that kid coming a mile away.

Many years ago there lived a poor fisherman in a coastal city-state

Many years ago there lived a poor fisherman in a coastal city-state. Once, while at the market trying to sell seafood he received a gold coin as payment from a stranger. Since this was worth more than he ever earned in a year, he was overjoyed. He decided to hide his gold coin in a space between bri...

[OC] A birdwatcher is at the park

A birdwatcher is at the park with his binoculars, pen and pad. Peering through his binoculars, he sees a large bird flying in the clouds. He identifies it as an Eagle and scribbles his notes.

After watch for a few more minutes he sees a slightly smaller bird flying lower, just above the trees...

What's the best thing a birdwatching terrorist can do?

See four

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"Hey, check out that nice pair of tits," says the older man to the teenager beside him.

"What are the common and scientific names?"

"Baeolophus bicolor, or tufted titmouse" says the college student. "I love birdwatching, professor! Thanks for pointing those out!"

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