What did the disgruntled birdwatcher say to the employee of the bird sanctuary?

I’d like to speak to your Tanager.

I went birdwatching the other day, but didn't see anything.

Still, no egrets.

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The birdwatcher was not surprised to see a boy masturbating.

He saw that kid coming a mile away.

What's the best thing a birdwatching terrorist can do?

See four

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"Hey, check out that nice pair of tits," says the older man to the teenager beside him.

"What are the common and scientific names?"

"Baeolophus bicolor, or tufted titmouse" says the college student. "I love birdwatching, professor! Thanks for pointing those out!"

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