And he wants to show it off to his friend rabbit. They get on and slowly go up a big hill. Then on the way down they go 80, 90, 100, 110, 120 km/h! The bear then asks the rabbit:
”Are you scared?”
“Nope”, says the rabbit, so they finish the ride and get off the bike.
“May I try...
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A woman comes into the doctor’s office for a checkup one day.
As she’s taking off her blouse, the doctor notices a big H on her chest.
He asks, “How’d you get that mark on your chest?”
She says, “Oh, well my boyfriend goes to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he has a sweatshirt from there, and he never takes it off, even when we make love. I...
Three women walk into a doctors office... (x-post from r/funny)
...So the doctor calls in the first one in for her exam. she takes off her shirt and has a big H tattooed on her chest. The doctor asks why there is an H on her chest to which she says: "My husband went to Harvard and he likes to see the H when we do it." The doctor finishes his exam and sends her o...
A man walks up to the pearly gates...
"What brings you here, sir?" asks St. Peter
"An incredibly long and arduous fight with the big C" replied the man.
"The big C?"
"Cancer" said the man, solemly.
"Well we have a space for you in gods kingdom, please enter and enjoy unknown spoils for all eternity" said Pet...
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