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Bidders Jokes

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Wife had a dream she was at a Dick auction.

She told her husband about, "The big ones were going for $100 and the small ones were $1."

"How much did mine go for?" He askes. "There were no bidders." She replied.

The next morning the husband tells his wife "I had a crazy dream I was at a pussy auction, the tight ones were going f...

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I tried to sell my old dogging stuff on eBay this week, without success.

No bidders but I did have 12 watchers.

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