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Being Sick Jokes

I can't believe that I got kicked out of the petting zoo for being sick

I was only feeling a little horse

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A man goes to the pub...

A man goes to the pub and gets incredibly drunk. He ends up being sick on himself and when he gets home, his wife is livid.



She tells him that this has happened too often and if he does it again, she will leave him.



The next night the man goes back to the pub, and it ha...

I'm her #1 Love

I was feeling a little down on myself after being sick for a long time so I asked my wife if I was truly her #1 love. So perfectly she responded, "Of course you're my #1 Love sweet heart! You're my only #1 love.." Then she paused and added... "All my others have been 9's and 10's!"

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