I have a friend that everyone calls a snake, because of the way she behaves
She is paraplegic and has no wheelchair
A girl buys a Parrot at a pet store
...unfortunately for her, the parrot is rude and foul mouthed. She tries everything to get the parrot to be more polite, but to no avail. One day, the girl has had enough and slams the parrot in the freezer, locking the door. Later, she hears frantic knocking and, feeling bad, decides to open the do...
An Arctic explorer gets frostbite
And looses the toes off both feet whilst on an expedition.
After he returns home he starts having relationship problems with his wife. He can't understand it as they had been happily married for years before his injuries.
She behaves really unreasonably and won't put up with anything t...