What's the difference between a beef wellington and an asteroid?
One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!
European monarchs are a lot like beef Wellington.
They're in bread.
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she
Drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow I have never seen you play this well before! Marie says, I took lessons.
A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her serves and never misses a point. The doctor said Wow I have never seen...
Mother Theresa looks down into hell from heaven...
She sees them getting ready for dinner. It's a feast, beef Wellington, shrimp, twice baked potatoes, wine, champagne, and a million different desserts.
Just then God came by and asked, "Are you hungry? I'm making tuna fish sandwiches if you'd like one."
MT: "Um, ok, sure."
A step to far
Bill Clintons and George Bush go out for lunch when the waitress comes over to take the order she's a bit flustered and has to say that she was a big fan of George when he was in his chair as president and she voted for him and she supported him the whole way she said I'll be right back to take your...