I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day...
...so I said, "Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..." Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s.
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard...
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard. He sits down and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look li...
Moms being Moms
*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man's wife gave birth while he was on a business trip.
The doctor called and asked, "Did you know you were having quintuplets?" "I'm not surprised," the man replied, "I've got a dick like a stovepipe!" "You should probably get it cleaned then," said the doctor, "because they're all black."
Things mothers said
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTH...